WANTED!
The Notorious Jesse Bradford
FED OR ALIVE!
The notorious Jesse Bradford has been planting Bradford Pear trees up and down the 46th St corridor. 46th St, a damn good stretch of road, deserves better than to be littered with the dormroom-esque smelling Bradford Pear tree.
IT IS AN INVASIVE SPECIES AFTERALL!!!!
REWARD!
ONE 46th St HIGHFIVE & DREAMY WEINER or LOG of your choice!!!!*
If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of Jesse Bradford, please contact The Center for a Bradfrod Free Forty-Sixth Street